With my hand on the wheel and my brain in neutral . . .

Archive for June, 2019

Diary of My Death, Post #21

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Chemo infusion #15

From a text sent to family and friends:

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Security at the hospital gave me this pic of me trying to escape the mean chemo nurses.  They say they’re going to press charges unless I pay for the plate glass window I broke.  Ya, I used my rolling IV stand like Thor’s hammer to break and climb out the ground-floor window, ya, the window right next to the automatic doors.  My legal defense will be that they pumped me full of mind-altering drugs so I can’t be held responsible.  That’ll work, ‘cause . . . well, look at my “responsible behavior” track record!

The only other news I have is that I’ve been diagnosed with an additional disease.  It turns out that IT is the reason for my near total lack of energy and inability to do even minor tasks.  Its common, lay-people name comes from the Chinese culture: it’s called Dragon . . . uhm, Dragon Ass.

Ba-dum-bump . . .

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